The best things about not being there...

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• People can actually imagine how charismatic and urbane I would have been if I'd managed to make it over.
• I would have cried in front of too many new friends
• I would have moaned too much about lack of sleep
• I'd have probably been stranded at JFK airport for six hours on the way home (again!)

So it's probably for the best!
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